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Saturday, 13 February 2010

Tate Modern

Tate Modern, London - it's supposed to be an art gallery, right? Well, there is a lot of pointless crap in there I tell you. The only exhibits I remember are a rusty old van from the 70s, a pile of bricks, a painting I could have done in my sleep (if I'd had any that night) and also a huge black container, the size of a room, with bugger all in it.

I suppose the three and a half hour trip on a bus that moves at the speed of moss, was worth it to see that. not

London trip

On Wed 10th of Feb was woken up in middle of night for school trip to London. Still recovering.

Yorky pud puds

Who invented Yorkshire puddings and is Aunt Bessie in breach of copyright law?

Monday, 25 January 2010

Sunday, 24 January 2010


A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs, the barman says, 'hey you've got a steering wheel between your legs' and the man says, 'I know, it's driving me nuts.'

A man walks into a bar, ouch.

Two fish are swimming, one swims into a wall, turns to the other and says, 'Damn'.


So there I am, an English guy, with 50% Welsh parentage on a Spanish holiday, outside an Irish themed pub. Naturally I chose pizza.

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